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Barnyard Blasters

Flying saucers want the cows. Granny Juju has a corn cannon.

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Free to play · coming soon to CrazyGames, Yandex Games and Kongregate

Granny Juju, from Barnyard Blasters
Nobody messes
with my herd!

Scenes from the farm

Granny Juju retired from farming. Nobody told her tractor.

From afternoon to starry night, King Zorb's fleet tries to beam up the herd at Cloverdale Farm. Granny Juju, stubborn as ever, turns her old tractor into a corn cannon and defends the cows with whatever she finds in the barn. Chickens, bees and pumpkins included.

  • Session: 3–5 minutes per field, 8–15 per run
  • Controls: Touch, mouse, keyboard
  • Modes: Harvest runs, endless milking, daily harvest, fair challenges
  • Languages: EN / PT / RU

How Granny does it

  1. Drive and dodge

    Drag left and right. The tractor fires on its own; you choose where to be.

  2. Save the cow

    When a beam grabs a cow, shoot the saucer before it gets away.

  3. Build a contraption

    Pick one of three upgrades as you go. Kamikaze Hens dive at the lowest saucer, the Milk Squirter leaves saucers too wet to beam, and a Scarecrow Drone can grow into a Walking Hive.

Around the farm

  • Ballerina

    Ballerina has to be earned

    Sixteen cows, five per run, and each one has a trick. Singer moos and stuns a saucer every 30 seconds. Ballerina, once you unlock her, hops out of one beam in four.

  • Tractor

    Granny’s garage

    The Classic Tractor honks and stuns the whole fleet. The Combine is slow and sprays popcorn wide. The Quad Bike is fast, fragile and fires bouncing eggs.

  • Granny

    “Moo-velous!”

    Saucers spiral down in smoke, and Granny has a line for every cow she pulls back out of a beam: “Back to the pasture, Daisy!” “Hold on tight, partner!”

Granny Juju is waiting on the porch with the corn cannon. She'll holler when the saucers come. We'll send you the link.

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