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Land it soft · Pizza delivery

Crust Landing

Land a pizza on a volcano. Gently. It's still hot.

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The Octopus Emperor, from Crust Landing
Too cold
for an emperor!

Postcards from the route

You're the new courier. The pizza is cooling.

The Happy Orbit Pizzeria is the only one that delivers off-planet, and the last one still flying cheap old ships. Two engines, real gravity and a pizza that cools while you hesitate: touch down gently, right on the pad, and the customer tips well. Crash, and the toppings go everywhere.

  • Session: 1–3 minutes per delivery
  • Controls: Touch, keyboard
  • Modes: Career, shifts, daily delivery, time trial
  • Languages: EN / PT / RU

Three rules of a good delivery

  1. Fire the engines

    Hold left or right to fire each engine. Both together push you straight up.

  2. Kill your speed

    Gravity never stops. Brake early, drift onto the pad and touch down slowly.

  3. Deliver it hot

    Soft, centered landings with a warm, intact pizza earn stars and tips.

Life on the route

  • No. 001Ice 20 · Frostland

    Busted engines, wandering pads

    Some stops fight back: a landing pad that drifts away, a minefield on the Moon, a run with one engine broken.

    One engine
  • No. 002Customer: the Octopus Emperor

    Graded on the pizza

    Heat, toppings and a soft touchdown decide the stars and the tip. The Octopus Emperor sends back anything under 70% heat.

    Sent back · 68%
  • No. 003Route: Cheese Moon → Red Volcano

    Ninety stops, three worlds

    Cheese Moon, Frostland and Red Volcano, with picky customers like the Moon Rat Boss, timed shifts and a daily delivery.

    90 stops

The Octopus Emperor is still waiting for his pizza. Want the link the day the first delivery goes out?

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